Ahh… Marina Orlova. A Russian blonde bombshell with brains. Brains? Everybody has brains. Yes, but Marina uses hers. Marina believes that “Intelligence is Sexy.”

What really makes Marina Orlova a geek? She is a 28 year old Russian who has two degrees in philology (the study of linguistics and origins of words). Marina taught English and World Literature to high-schoolers back in Russia. She came to the United States to hone her English skills and prepare for her PHd. Marina also wrote a book entitled “Hot for Words,” published by HarperCollins.

Now, what makes Ms. Orlova hot? Look down below and hold on to something!

If this ain’t hot, I don’t know what is. If my teacher was as hot as Marina, I’d probably be a rocket scientist by now. I wouldn’t skip school, I’d study a lot, and most of all, I’d try to graduate as soon as possible so I could date her.

These are the things that make Marina Orlova a Certified Hot Geek: New Yorker Magazine called her the “Sexiest Philologist in the World.” Wired.com voted Marina as the “World’s #1 Sexiest Geek”. G4 TV voted her as the 5th hottest woman on the net. She’s been recommended by the New York Times Magazine and was named the new Go Daddy Girl. Cosmopolitan mentioned her as one of the top 3 channels on YouTube.

If she wasn’t totally hot, “Hot For Words” wouldn’t have received 254,616,937 total video views on YouTube.

You won’t get online dating tips or online dating advice from Marina Orlova, but at least you’d be able to upgrade your vocabulary and have a better chance of getting an online date. If you’re thinking of dating Marina herself… get in line buddy!