Once again, it’s Time to feature some bizarre online dating sites. We have featured bizarre online dating sites such as Vampire and zombie online dating sites. Yes, they’re crazy sites, but they’re actually just a marketing gimmicks for other sites, and what I’m going to feature today is not. The site I am talking about is NoLongerLonely.com.

NoLongerLonely.com is not only a crazy site, but you have to be totally insane for you to join it, literally! NoLongerLonely.com is an Online Social Community for Adults with Mental Illness! Now, you know why you have to be totally insane before you can join. And I really don’t know how they can manage to control or monitor their members.

NoLongerLonely.com says that social isolation is one of the hallmarks of those with mental illness. It says that they offer a safe and nurturing community that enables new friendships and the possibility of romantic relationships. This site claims that there are people who have found significant others through this site, or have found comfort in sharing their experience through penpal contacts across the US and the rest of the world.

Funny that you’d find different kinds of crazy people on all other well-known online dating sites. My online dating advice to you is that if you manage to meet one, tell them about this site. This is probably where they need to meet their potential partners in life.

So, if you think that this is the site for you (hopefully not). Then it’s time to don your straight jackets and have an insanely bizarre dating experience. This is your Online Date Man hoping you’ll have a great day ahead of you.

Here’s a really funny dating site I stumbled upon on the internet. It is called LoveBitten. Here, humans and the undead can supposedly date. If you are human and you are looking for that pale Edward Cullen type of guy, whom you are willing to donate your blood to… then this is your site. And if you are a vampire who loves dating your source of food, you’ve come to the right place.

Now, the really funny thing about this site is that at the bottom of the home page, you’d notice there that it is endorsed by True Blood on HBO! Yes a vampire TV series endorsing a dating site. Sniff… sniff… I can smell a marketing ploy here.

So why is “True Blood” the only vampire series endorsing LoveBitten? Well, Lestat and his gang are more into gay vampire online dating sites. Blade, Buffy, and Selene (of Underworld) probably wouldn’t approve of it and will just start killing everyone, The Cullens (Twilight)… they’re the Brady Bunch of the vampire world so who gives an “F” about what they think. So, yes, I guess “True Blood” is the best endorser for this site.

But kidding aside, there are plenty of people (unfortunately) out there who think or wish that they were vampires. And this niche online dating site would probably cater to these people. Of course, a true blue fan of the series would most likely be involved in this site.

If you think LoveBitten is cool enough and you are a vampire fan, then there’s no harm in signing up and having fun. But my online dating advice to you is that, when you do get a date from this site, make sure to bring garlic, a wooden stake, and lots of holy water, just in case. Or better yet, bring a bottle or two of “True Blood” and have a drinking spree with your vampiric online date.

If Anna Paquin had a profile on this site and she happened to be looking for an online date… sign me up! This is your Online Date Man saying, have yourself a happy bloody date!

Gentlemen if you are looking for tough women, look no further, they’re just behind bars, and they’re waiting for you. Don’t worry they’re not going anywhere.

Women Behind Bars is a professional service which provides personal pages, profiles, and pictures of women who are guests of correctional institutions across America. Yes, to make things simple, they’re prisoners.

These women are looking for a connection to the outside world. They’re in desperate need to have friends in the outside world to keep them going since most of these women were already abandoned by their loved ones.

For those who are interested, WBB will provide searchers postal addresses of all its female inmates for a small fee. Once you find a prospect, you can start being pen pals. No, there’s no chatting here, though, only snail mail.

This site doesn’t include in the profiles what particular offenses these ladies had done against society to land them behind bars. Oh, and if you do like someone from their profile, don’t ever think of busting them out, okay?   Or you’ll end up behind bars as well. (Just an online dating advice.) So if you want to check the site out, just click the link.