Hi there. How are your online dating activities so far? I really hope you’re having a great time dating some of the people you have met online. Now, if you’ve done the drinks, the dinner, and the movie, yet think they’re still not quite the partner you’re looking for; you never know, they may become someone who can introduce you to a friend or someone you can introduce a friend to. Of course, you have to stay away from the jerks you have dated. But if your date was quite OK, but didn’t quite work out, then this is the kind of person you can be friends with.

I stumbled upon an advice column and the woman asking for advice had a dating problem. She is in her forties and her problem was quite interesting. Interesting in a sense that a lot of women have experienced a similar problem like hers. She is divorced and has a daughter. Click the link to read this very interesting situation and the equally interesting and sound advice from Dr. Victoria.

Hello there. This is your Online Date Man and I’m here for more useful online dating tips for you. We have featured a lot of online dating experts and you know who we miss the most? Who else! But the lovely, beautiful, sexy, and funny, Ms Laura! REALLY!

Miss Laura, if I’m not mistaken, was introduced to us by Jen, my partner on this site. And today I think it’s time for us to see and listen to Ms. Laura’s online dating advice again. So all you have to do is click that video, digest everything she’ll tell you, and have more happy dating experiences after that.

Hi Billy,

Why is it that women only go for handsome guys with great bodies or a lot of dough? Don’t a great personality and intelligence amount much to the ladies anymore? What are my chances if I possess none of the above?

Macky

Well, Macky, you ask me what are your chances right now? Hmmm… nil? Not because you don’t posses any of the above qualities. But because you probably have such low self-esteem.

Most women don’t actually go for men with Greek god features… that fatalistic attitude is coming from the mentality of a man whose balls haven’t descended yet. We are the ones who go for the Aphrodites and Helens of Troy. True, there’s no arguing about it, you’ve got your shallow women whose eyes are focused on physique and pockets. But we don’t deny we are shallower the way we are led around by our brainless heads down south.

Listen, buddy. Any guy can get a date or a partner in life. And yes, that includes you. And the truth is, there are more average Joes like us than Brad Pitts in this world. So cheer up, there are plenty of women for us. Brad Pitt can’t handle all the women in the world, so he’ll pass some of them to us. Besides, chances are, the Brads have already been branded, collared, and tied up by the Lara Crofts!

Look around you and just observe. You’ll see that a lot of hot women are in the arms of some guys who aren’t wealthy or gifted with good looks or a well chiseled body. These women are with them simply because these guys either exhibit great confidence, are fun to be with, or have some other unique traits these women fall in love with. Frankly, I also accept the fact that maybe some women are plain dumb, but I still firmly believe in the former statement.

There’s nothing wrong with women’s preferences. It’s you I’m worried about. So my online advice to you, my friend, is to click this link. Read it, digest it, learn from it, practice it, and have many enjoyable dates!

Are you feeling lucky today? What are the things you must do to ensure having a lucky online dating today? What are the stars telling you? Here are some online dating advices from the stars! Find out by clicking the links below.

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This is your Online Date Man, and today I would like to talk to you about history. I’m going to feature 3 of the allegedly most notorious women in history. Imagine if these infamous women were online dating today, would you even try to send a wink their way? Let’s find out.

Renaissance Femme Fetale: Lucrezia Borgia (1480-1519)

Lucrezia was the daughter of a powerful Renaissance Valencian, Rodrigo Borgia. She had three brothers who loved her dearly: Cesare, Giovanni, and Geoffre. Lucrezia was of Spanish decent, and they regarded their blood-ties as almost sacred. And no matter what kind of crime was perpetrated amongst themselves, the Borgias would somehow always forgive each other.

What Makes Her Sexy?

As a Renaissance lady of rank, she was taught languages, painting, embroidery, music, etc. She was also famed for her beauty and charm. She had awesome juggs, long heavy blonde hair, a beautiful complexion, hazel eyes, and a natural grace. These were the things that made the nobles drool for her and want to nail her in bed .

Why She Should Be Avoided

Her father Rodrigo Borgia, became a Cardinal and then became his holiness Pope AlexanderVI (arguably the worst Pope in history), who continuously pimped her out to various nobles in exchange for alliance with powerful families. Once their power waned, she would divorce her husband, who eventually ends up playing harps with angels. Lucresia and pimp Pope dad would then move on to the next powerful family. As you can see, Lucrezia had no problem getting married and having the union annulled since her dad was the head of the Catholic Church. She was also accussed of having a consensual, incestuous relationship with her Pope dad and her brother Cesare who happened to be a Cardinal as well. It was also rumoured that Lucrezia had a hollow ring she frequently used for poisoning drinks. I pity the guy she didn’t like on their first date!

The Blood Countess: Erzebet Bathory (1560-1614)

Erzebet Bathory was born into the wealthiest family of Transylvania in 1560. Her ancestors were known to assist Vlad Dracule — yeah, fucking Dracula himself — during his rise to power. And as a token of the Impaler’s appreciation, her relatives became Prime Ministers, cardinals, princes, and one was even crowned King of Poland.

What Makes Her Sexy?

Besides the fact that the Bathories were extremely wealthy, she was also fixated with youth and beauty like Snow White’s evil stepmom. Erzebeth was well educated and could both read and write in four languages. She was married to Ferencz, a dude known as the “Black Knight of Hungary,” who made attending war his priority. During those times, war was considered an extreme sport and that’s where he got his daily dose of adrenaline rush.

Why She Should Be Avoided

Well, she was so fixated with youth and beauty she believed that the blood of a young maiden would make her eternally youthful and beautiful. Her quest for immortality made her hang maidens upside down, torture them, and finally, she’d skinny dip in their blood. Her other works of art included: burning or mutilation of hands (and sometimes the face), freezing to death, surgery on victims without anesthesia (most often fatal), biting the flesh off the face and other bodily parts, sexual abuse, and starving of victims (how cruel).

Erzebet is probably the muse of the Third Reich.

The Slave Butcher: DELPHINE LALAURIE (1775-1842)

Born Marie Delphine Macarty, she was the daughter of Irish immigrants who were prominent members of New Orleans High Society. She was married 3 times. Her first husband, a Spanish nobleman, died of heart failure in Havana, prolly due to too much intake of food with high cholesterol levels and smoking giant sized Cuban cigars. Her second husband was a slave trader who died due to mysterious circumstances. She then got married a third and last time to a certain Dr. Louis Lalaurie who we assume gave her access to her tools of the butcher trade.

What Makes Her Sexy?

Delphine was tall and slim with long dark hair and large dark eyes. She had a perfect complexion and was teasingly intelligent and flirtatious. Unquestionably beautiful, men fell at her feet (Literally. Remember her first two husbands?).

Why She Should Be Avoided

Hmmm… she has achievements that can give the Devil himself a boner! Madame Lalaurie was quite the busybody. Socialite by day, torturer by night. She and her husband were believed to torture their slaves in the most gruesome of ways, rivaled only by the artistry of Freddy Krueger or Hostel’s Dutchman. It was said that inside the slave quarters – which would put any Nazi concentration camp to shame – one would see buckets filled with body parts, hanging mutilated bodies (probably for Halloween decorations), slaves with sewn lips and intestines (experimenting on a super lose weight fast diet fad perhaps?), a crude way of forced sex change, and bodies being reshaped as a crab or a caterpillar (this actually made Dr. Moreau jealous).

If these women lived today and just happend to be members of an online dating site, my online dating advice to you is to pull the plug from your computer, smash it and flush the remains in your toilet, burn your house, and run, Forest, run! Other than that, have a happy weekend.

Are you feeling lucky today? What are the things you must do to ensure having a lucky online dating today? What are the stars telling you? Here are some online dating advices from the stars! Find out by clicking the links below.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

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Taurus (April 20-May 20)

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Gemini (May 21-June 21)

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Cancer (June 22-July 22)

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Leo (July-23-August 22)

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Virgo (August 23-September 22)

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Libra ( September 23-Octobre 22)

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Scorpio ( October 23-November 21)

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Sagittarius (November 11-December 21)

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Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

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Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

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Pisces (February 19-March 20)

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Read our online dating tips across the site too, to ensure your luck. Hope you have good luck and happy dating!

This is your Online Date Man and I’m here to teach you on how to be a great conversationalist!

So you think you’re going to have a hard time speaking to someone, especially the opposite sex, because you are too shy, or you simply don’t know what to talk about? If you think that to be a good conversationalist you need to know a lot about everything under the sun and you need to have a motor mouth, then it’s time for you to change the way you think.

It’s true that it’s good to know a lot of things under the sun, but it’s not necessary. What most guys also need is to shut up and listen. Here’s how you can be a good conversationalist.

Be Like a Child. What you need to do is to know how to ask a lot of questions. Just don’t be as irritating as a kid asking too many questions, though. This is one way you can dig on what the two of you can talk about. If you ask questions, there’s a great chance you’ll discover if there’s anything common between the two of you. If not, find something about her that might interest you. Like, what she does for a living or why she likes a certain hobby she is involved with. Don’t be afraid to look as if you know nothing, coz probably, you do. It’s better if you want to know something you are not familiar with than to pretend that you know a lot about something you know nothing about. You’d be cool with the former and you’d be a fool with the latter.

Stimulate your date’s mind. Ask your date a challenging question. No, I’m not saying to give your date a puzzle. It can be simple questions like, “If you were the President of the United States, what would you do?” Just make sure you won’t go deep into politics or religion. Nobody is a winner on these subjects.

Talk about things the Seinfeld way. I love watching Seinfeld. Especially when Seinfeld, George, Elaine, or Kramer ask silly, but intriguing, questions. Like who do you think is faster, Superman or The Flash? And they will argue about it until the end of the show. Or questions like how come characters in a romantic movie can talk or kiss the moment they wake up in the morning. Does this mean morning breath doesn’t exist in movies? Asking these kinds of questions will make your date light and fun. And you’ll have a lot of things to talk about coz, for sure, other silly questions would pop up as you go along with the discussion.

Be like seers or fortune tellers. Why not talk about the future. Ask your date how she/he sees him/herself in the future, or what he/she would like to be in the future. People love to talk about themselves, and talking about yourself in the future tense is not as irritating as talking about yourself in the past and present tense. You don’t have to reveal who you were before, or who you are now. You just need to talk about who you want to be, or what you want to be, or simply, what you want to achieve in life. If you think it’s still awkward to talk about it, then talk about what you think the future will be like in general. What do you think will be the new trends? What will the future look like? These topics are neutral and safer than talking about your past relationships or problems.

Hope these four online dating tips I shared with you will help you on your next date. Remember, talking too much is a disaster, listening more is better. Too much listening can be irritating, but talking in moderation can be a turn on. This is your Online Date Man wishing you a perfect date.

Dan and Jen got a message from a youtuber. She was asking a question about online romance. Her question was, “Is it possible to fall in love online without meeting your online date?”

As your Online Date Man, this is what I think about online romance. Yes, it is possible to fall in love on the net, provided you meet your online date. This is just like long distance relationships. Only a handful have had successful long distance relationships, and a lot of relationships which ended up in break-ups are because lovers were too far away from each other.

It’s easy to fall in love, but maintaining it is the challenge. If you can be in love with someone and not have the physical contact — a fact of most relationships — then good for you, but are you sure your partner feels the same way? And how long can the two of you last being in love online without seeing each other? Having communication through webcams, messengers, and email messages only?

Now, let’s see what Dan and Jen’s take is on this subject. Click the video and listen to their online dating advice.

Let’s talk about phone calls. This is actually the 2nd base in online dating. Of course, first base is chatting with your online date on the internet, third is meeting them. Why would you need to call up your prospective date when you are already chatting with him/her already?

If you are going to ask my opinion, it’s like this. As humans, we need to satisfy our senses. Chatting is only the initial stage. Chatting may or may not satisfy your visual and auditory senses especially if you don’t have a webcam and Skype or any messenger with call options. Meanwhile, the meeting part covers all senses, including the most essential, which is the sense of touch. There is the need for us to see, hear, and feel another human being. Hey, we can even add taste if you’re a cannibal or a zombie. Kidding aside, as part of the human species, there’s a need for us to satisfy these senses.

Now, the video that we are going to feature is Ms. Laura’s Southern Guide to Internet Dating. Today, she’s going to talk about phone etiquette. Laura is a beautiful, funny, and very sexy romance expert who gives very helpful online dating tips (and she’s got a cute Southern accent to boot!). Click the video and learn a thing or two from the sexy Laura.

Here’s another dating tip for men from Jessica Claire, a professional dating coach from New York City. Her topic is how to read romantic body language. This is to help men look for signs to know if their online date is interested in them. Just click the video.