Hi there. Here are some more pick-up lines for you to memorize and probably use someday. But let me just warn you. Choose well, some women might not find some of these pick-up lines amusing.

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a new sandwich at McDonald’s, you’d be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in braille?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

So there you have it. Oh, and please remember, if you’re brave enough to use any of these lines, don’t blame me if you get a slap instead of a number. I just posted this for your amusement. Besides, the most effective pick-up line for me is just my beautiful smile. Have a great week ahead!

Funny man Donnell Keith has something to say about online dating. He was telling stories on how he loves the online dating sites’, eHarmony and Match.com, commercials. He compared the two dating sites to each other. One being too damn real and the other having the decency to lie, according to him.

So here’s Donnell with his very hilarious routine about online dating. I just don’t know if you could actually consider his whole act as an online dating advice. Click the video and have fun.

Here’s a hilarious take, from Mitchell Rose.com, on how to read body language. Body language is a non-verbal way of communicating with other people. Knowing how to read body language is an advantage. You’d be able to read the message your online date is trying to send to you which he/she might not be able to say outright.

Sometimes, body language reveals what’s truly on your mind. You may be saying this or that, but the signs your different body parts are showing say otherwise. So knowing how to read these signs help a lot, especially when you’re having dinner or coffee with your online date. This is your online date man saying, click that video.

I was browsing the net one day when I came a cross a video I saw a long time ago. Now, I saw it again at Metacafe. It’s an amazing and funny Japanese game show. The subject of the group’s entry was dating. And please, under no circumstances, don’t replicate what happened here in real life. Especially when you are meeting your online date for the first time. That is, if you don’t want her to go Charlie’s Angels on you (just a piece of online dating advice to save your life).

For those who haven’t seen this video, get ready to be amazed. For those who have seen this, it will never cease to amaze you. These guys were really brilliant. Click the video and enjoy.

Hey, guys. Hope you enjoyed your weekend, coz’ your Online Date Man did. I had fun going out with friends, walking my dog, and playing with my cat all weekend (with my girlfriend, of course).

Besides doing those wonderful things I just mentioned, I also allocated some time to search for videos and articles about online dating, and some online dating sites that we’ve always wanted to share with you.

Now, I’d like you to watch this funny and somewhat creepy online dating video. I introduced the spoof corner this past weekend (yesterday to be exact) and I think it would be nice to add this as a breather to all those online dating tips and advice. So enjoy this sketch comedy brought to you by the people from recklesstortuga.com. Have a great week ahead.

The Internet has become a phenomenon. Suddenly, almost everyone has a social life in cyber space. The internet has made it easier for people to connect, no matter how far they are from each other.

During the pre-internet days, the farthest friend that you ever had was just a few blocks away. Then the internet invaded our lives and, suddenly, you have friends in Russia, China, Mongolia, Netherlands, etc. In fact, if Antarctica had internet connection for the locals, you’d probably connect with the resident seals and penguins.

With internet comes social networking, online dating, youtube, Google, etc. And speaking of online dating, it is so popular that almost everyone is doing it. Which means it would be really hard to determine who’s Mr. Right and who’s Mr. Hyde.

Ladies, here’s a funny take on how to screen your online date by reading between the lines — meaning, know how to translate online dating profiles. This video is brought to you by Tangomag.com, smart talk about love. It’s an online magazine that offers love relationship advice to women.