Pick up lines are used as ice breakers for you to start a conversation with an opposite sex. If you can execute it correctly then you won’t have any problems in using it.

For me there are three types of pick-up lines. The first type of pick-up line is the one that can make us blush and can melt our heart. The second type of pick up line is the one that can make us women laugh so hard. And the third type… this is what we are going to discuss today.

The third type of pick-up lines are the ones you should definitely avoid. Why? Using this kind of pick-up line can prove very dangerous to your health. Use it to your potential target and your target may target your head with a shovel (I know I would). The third kind of pick-up lines are the rude pick up lines. Unless you are a really charming guy and can execute even the rudest pick-up lines and use it to your advantage, never use these lines to your potential date. These kinds of pick-up lines are only good as a conversation piece.

Below is a video where a seductive girl enumerates some of the worst and rudest pick-up lines. My online dating advice is for you to avoid these kinds of pick-up lines, respect your date if you want to be respected. This is your Online Date Fairy saying, happy dating!

This is all in the spirit of fun. I ain’t going to consider this as an online dating tip. Hehehe. Pick up lines only work with some people who can manage to deliver them well. If it comes out naturally, then you bet it’s going to work, and if it’s a bit too cocky, you’d get a few laughs instead of multiple slaps.

Now the video below is a fun cartoon where you can read a series of funny pick-up lines. Just click the video to watch. Have fun, and remember this piece of online advice — never use any of the pick-up lines on this video unless you’re absolutely sure you can get away with it. Happy dating!

Hi there. Here are some more pick-up lines for you to memorize and probably use someday. But let me just warn you. Choose well, some women might not find some of these pick-up lines amusing.

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a new sandwich at McDonald’s, you’d be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in braille?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

So there you have it. Oh, and please remember, if you’re brave enough to use any of these lines, don’t blame me if you get a slap instead of a number. I just posted this for your amusement. Besides, the most effective pick-up line for me is just my beautiful smile. Have a great week ahead!