Hello, this is your Online Date Man and today I am going to feature a funny dating service video tape. This is about a guy searching for someone to date. He lies to be cool, but eventually tells the truth since he knows very well that whoever he is going to go out on a date with will find out the truth eventually. Matthew Desps is a bit dorky and a really funny character.

So, click the video to watch, but before that, let me just leave you some online dating advice. No matter what happens, never be like this guy on the video! So better listen to this online dating tip… for your own good. Enjoy and happy dating everyone!

Hello, this is your Online Date Man wishing you all to have a great day. Christmas is near and I hope you get all of your Christmas wishes.

Today, I am featuring a video of a funny man known as Hogwild. He has this pretty funny story about his date who was wearing a “promise ring” for another guy. Then he found out that his competition… was JESUS. Listen to his story coz it’s pretty hilarious. This is your Online Date Man, and I’’l have more funny stuff and sound online dating advice plus online dating tips for you this week. Happy dating!

We all know the risks which may happen when we engage in online dating. Here’s a very funny commercial which was banned in Italy. It has an online dating theme, and this commercial showed the potential dangers you might encounter in online dating.

Two online daters are chatting with each other. One is a really hot young woman and the other is a fat slob with gross manners. The two decided to meet each other and the twist in the end was so hilarious and it was also the reason why it was banned in Italy. If you don’t know Italian you won’t understand what they’re chatting about. But you will somehow get it in the end.

I am not sure if this was an advertisement for a telecommunications company back in Italy. Hope you’ll enjoy this funny video. More online dating tips and online dating advice coming your way this week. Happy dating!

Hi there. Here are some more pick-up lines for you to memorize and probably use someday. But let me just warn you. Choose well, some women might not find some of these pick-up lines amusing.

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a new sandwich at McDonald’s, you’d be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in braille?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

So there you have it. Oh, and please remember, if you’re brave enough to use any of these lines, don’t blame me if you get a slap instead of a number. I just posted this for your amusement. Besides, the most effective pick-up line for me is just my beautiful smile. Have a great week ahead!

Here’s a funny story about two lovers on a baseball game date. Guys, if you are just like the boyfriend in this story, my online dating advice is for you to shape up or you’ll lose your girlfriend soon. Enjoy the funny joke and have a great week ahead.

The young couple was at a baseball game. About halfway through the game, they noticed a much older couple in the seats below them.

They were being very affectionate. They looked like two teenagers. He had his arm around her most of the time. Every few minutes, one of them was whispering in the other’s ear. They also would hold hands and gaze into each other’s eyes, or kiss each other. There was also a lot of giggling going on.

The young man said to his girlfriend, “I don’t know whether to watch them or the game.”

She said, “Watch THEM! You already KNOW how to play baseball.”

Here’s another of Dan Clark’s insanely funny videos. This time, he’s going to show us how goofy he looks by using pick-up lines that would definitely never work.

This clip is from the BBC sitcom, “How Not To Live Your Life,” the show where Dan Clark got a nomination by the British Awards for Best Male Comedy Newcomer category.

The story revolves around a guy named Don, a man in his twenties with bad luck and an even worse instinct. My online dating advice for you is, to never be like this guy. Click the video and happy dating.

Today, Ijust want to reminisce and bring back some fun memories. Yes, this is a video straight from Will Smith’s 90s sitcom “Fresh Prince of Bel Air.” This is actually a compilation of the Fresh Prince’s best pick-up lines.

I know we all can’t be as lady-killer charming as “Hitch” himself, but if you have the Fresh Prince’s smooth flair and lovable cockiness, you just might be able to pull one off. Here’s my online dating advice, if you can’t do a Will Smith, just say “Hi” and introduce yourself. Be polite and be fun to talk with. And most of all, just be you! Have a nice weekend and happy dating!

So you are enjoying yourself one day just minding your own business when a guy approaches you with all smiles and confidence cranked up to full blast. He then tries to hit on you by giving you the best pick-up line his small brain can think of. What would you do if the guy who approached you is the kind of guy that could be the very reason why lesbians exist? Here are samples on how some women handled an unwanted situation. Consider this as our online dating tips to you.

Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”
Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked girl to dance and she refused:
Man: “Want to dance?”
Woman: “No, thank you.”
Man: “Don’t thank me, thank God somebody asked you.”

Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”
Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”

Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “Female impersonator.”

And here’s one including the correct snappy return.
Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized.”

A girlfriend of mine, while she was in college, once had a graying man in his 60’s approach her in a club with the line, “Where have you been all my life?”
She took one glance at him and said, “For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.”

A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation. We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, “What are you looking at?”
My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, “He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken.”

Hope you enjoyed our jokes for today and please enjoy the rest of your weekend. This is your Online Date Man saying, Happy dating everyone!

Funny man Donnell Keith has something to say about online dating. He was telling stories on how he loves the online dating sites’, eHarmony and Match.com, commercials. He compared the two dating sites to each other. One being too damn real and the other having the decency to lie, according to him.

So here’s Donnell with his very hilarious routine about online dating. I just don’t know if you could actually consider his whole act as an online dating advice. Click the video and have fun.

Most women dating online are searching for Mr. Right. But are there really Mr. Rights out there? How many times have you thought that this one is the right one? My online dating advice for you ladies is to stop searching for Mr. Right, and start dating Mr. Real! Happy weekend and more happy dates to come.