Here’s a really funny dating site I stumbled upon on the internet. It is called LoveBitten. Here, humans and the undead can supposedly date. If you are human and you are looking for that pale Edward Cullen type of guy, whom you are willing to donate your blood to… then this is your site. And if you are a vampire who loves dating your source of food, you’ve come to the right place.
Now, the really funny thing about this site is that at the bottom of the home page, you’d notice there that it is endorsed by True Blood on HBO! Yes a vampire TV series endorsing a dating site. Sniff… sniff… I can smell a marketing ploy here.
So why is “True Blood” the only vampire series endorsing LoveBitten? Well, Lestat and his gang are more into gay vampire online dating sites. Blade, Buffy, and Selene (of Underworld) probably wouldn’t approve of it and will just start killing everyone, The Cullens (Twilight)… they’re the Brady Bunch of the vampire world so who gives an “F” about what they think. So, yes, I guess “True Blood” is the best endorser for this site.
But kidding aside, there are plenty of people (unfortunately) out there who think or wish that they were vampires. And this niche online dating site would probably cater to these people. Of course, a true blue fan of the series would most likely be involved in this site.
If you think LoveBitten is cool enough and you are a vampire fan, then there’s no harm in signing up and having fun. But my online dating advice to you is that, when you do get a date from this site, make sure to bring garlic, a wooden stake, and lots of holy water, just in case. Or better yet, bring a bottle or two of “True Blood” and have a drinking spree with your vampiric online date.
If Anna Paquin had a profile on this site and she happened to be looking for an online date… sign me up! This is your Online Date Man saying, have yourself a happy bloody date!
