Hi there. Here are some more pick-up lines for you to memorize and probably use someday. But let me just warn you. Choose well, some women might not find some of these pick-up lines amusing.
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at McDonald’s, you’d be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in braille?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
So there you have it. Oh, and please remember, if you’re brave enough to use any of these lines, don’t blame me if you get a slap instead of a number. I just posted this for your amusement. Besides, the most effective pick-up line for me is just my beautiful smile. Have a great week ahead!
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This is fun for when you’re drunk are in the mood to be the rebel. It’s NOT fun when you want to meet and date women though.
The best dating advice I can give you about approaching women is this: don’t overthink it.
You won’t believe how many times I came up with something extremely witty to say and went on a date because of it. This is what my “witty” phrase was: “Hi, what’s your name?”
Like I said, don’t overthink it. If a woman is looking your way, 9 out of 10 times it means she’s INTERESTED. No, she didn’t accidentally look. She didn’t look at something behind you, she was looking at you.
So make your life easier and meet the women that make eye contact. All you have to do is say Hi. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, not even you yourself. If you think saying Hi and getting away with it can’t be done?
Then you’re not having problems with reality, but with your insecurities
To More Dating Success,
Dennis Miedema
Win With Women