Let’s say you were able to ask your online date out (thanks to our online dating advice, hopefully), and after a few more dates, you and your online date are now in a relationship. And to prove to each other that the two of you are very much in love, you made love under the tree in your neighborhood’s backyard! You are tremendously elated that you want to tell the whole world that you just had sex with your former online date, now girlfriend, soon to be wife — or just plain sex partner.
Announcing your conquests to the world is ridiculous and impossible, right? Unless you bomb an embassy to catch the attention of BBC, CNN, and the like just so you can tell the world the different positions you and your girlfriend tried under Mr. Smith’s tree. Ain’t that sweet?
Well, now you need not act like a terrorist to tell the whole world how promiscuous, horny bastard you are. All you have to do is go to IJustMadeLove.com. This is a site which uses a Google map engine to let you tell the world when you made love, where you made love, and what positions you tried.
This is not actually an online dating site and you won’t be able to get online dating tips from here either (unless you’re looking how the citizens per country put out when it comes to sexual positions, I suppose). Instead, you’ll just find a map where you will see two sets of symbols. One is a two-toned balloon-like symbol, and the other is of two rabbits humping each other — one blue and the other,pink. The balloon-like symbol is a marker being used when there’s only one couple messing around in that certain area. The rabbits are used if multiple horny couples are in the same area shagging at the same time.
Again, the site doesn’t only allow you to tell the world where you made love. You can also list intimate details like if you did it outdoors or indoors, and what positions you tried. This is actually just a simple, but very fun and novel site. And while it won’t make the world a better place to live in, it will remind you what a hunk or babe you are and make you remember why our world is getting more crowded everyday.
