Here’s some big news! If you like The Simpsons and read a lot of Playboy magazine, then you’re in luck. Hugh Hefner’s senile brain tripped and decided to get Marge Simpson as the cover girl for the November 2009 issue of Playboy.
Yes, you heard it right, Marge Simpson, not Jessica! Marge is going to take her clothes off for her fans for the very first time (and hopefully the last). I also urge you to kneel down and pray that Homer won’t be doing the same for a beefcake magazine.
Marge’s appearance on Playboy marks the 20th anniversary of America’s most dysfunctional family, The Simpsons. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie were immortalized on stamps issued by the US Postal Service in April this year which was also part of the show’s 20th anniversary celebration.
Some people speculate that Homer won’t approve of it. Knowing Homer, a guy who can’t even manage to give his son Bart good online dating advice, might even be the first in line to buy the November issue of Playboy magazine this coming October 19, 2009. Bart might develop an Oedipus Complex and start dating MILFs online. Lisa, who worships her mom, might fill in her shoes when she gets old enough, and Maggie (when she grows up), will soon learn that a pacifier is not the only thing pleasurable to suck. Well, what do you expect?
The magazine said that Marge would be given a star treatment, complete with a data sheet, an interview, and a 2-page centerfold. The magazine also revealed that Marge will not be totally nude; only be implied. So, let’s not jump to any conclusions on what might actually happen to this already dysfunctional family. But one thing’s for sure… Marge is the first cartoon character to appear on Playboy as the cover girl of the month — a cartoon character who is now a certified MILF to boot!
The way I see it, maybe the legendary Hugh Hefner was just returning the favor since he is a huge fan and appeared in an episode of the longest running cartoon series during the 1990’s. That, or the lovable Hugh is already experiencing a second childhood!
So, I think this is something worth waiting for. It’s either you’ll be intrigued or disappointed. So what has this got to do with dating, you ask? Well, here’s an online dating tip. This whole Marge fiasco can be a great conversation piece between you and your date. You can either argue about the wisdom of Playboy’s move,, cheer or frown on of it… Whatever your stand is, this is a great topic to break the ice. And that’s it for today. This is your Online Date Man saying, happy dating everyone!
