So you are enjoying yourself one day just minding your own business when a guy approaches you with all smiles and confidence cranked up to full blast. He then tries to hit on you by giving you the best pick-up line his small brain can think of. What would you do if the guy who approached you is the kind of guy that could be the very reason why lesbians exist? Here are samples on how some women handled an unwanted situation. Consider this as our online dating tips to you.
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”
Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked girl to dance and she refused:
Man: “Want to dance?”
Woman: “No, thank you.”
Man: “Don’t thank me, thank God somebody asked you.”
Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”
Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”
Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “Female impersonator.”
And here’s one including the correct snappy return.
Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized.”
A girlfriend of mine, while she was in college, once had a graying man in his 60’s approach her in a club with the line, “Where have you been all my life?”
She took one glance at him and said, “For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.”
A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation. We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, “What are you looking at?”
My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, “He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken.”
Hope you enjoyed our jokes for today and please enjoy the rest of your weekend. This is your Online Date Man saying, Happy dating everyone!
