If you still have this cro-magnon belief that women are the weaker sex… guess again! History proves how powerful women can be. Delilah had Samson — the strongest man in the bible — in chains, Queen Elizabeth ruled England to prosperity for 45 years, and Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships. There were other women like them, famous or infamous, in the history books. They were women who would make you think twice before considering them to be your date.
"I always wanted to be a hairdresser."
Men are the aggressive gender, but women, they have a secret weapon called, MANIPULATION! I have been a player for a long time. Friends even call me the “PREDATOR” for being a fierce hunter. No woman can put me in chains… that’s until I met my wife!
My wife is beautiful but she’s not the type I always go out and have fun with. I met her through a dating site, and started chatting until the wee hours in the morning. I enjoyed talking to her, and back then, I just wanted to be her friend, someone I could talk to. That’s what I intended to happen not knowing that she had other plans in her mind.
"Just for cyber platonic relationship."
After a month or so of constant chatting we decided to meet at a bar. As I waited for her, my mind was telling me that this one would be the perfect friend, nothing more. Then this girl across the room catches my attention. She’s got an eye-popping cleavage, shapely body, and nice round thighs where her million dollar legs were connected. Then suddenly it hit me… she was my chat mate, my online date! There I was, petrified. I couldn’t move, I couldn’t speak, and I couldn’t take her image off my mind. I got chained!
I never expected her to be that stunning. In her pictures, she wore jeans and large long sleeved shirts. Her look that night was not the only reason why I got hooked on her. She was also a good conversationalist. Finally, I had someone to date and talk to at the same time. And so the manipulation started.
Now, she caught me by a hook in the mouth, clobbering me by showing off her culinary skills. Yes, she’s a great cook. I even thought she was a chef back then. They say that the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and lord, she practically injected the cholesterol laden food into my arteries.
"Have another taste of my love potion."
Because of her subtle manipulations I was already love struck. But still I had my feet on the ground and had not yet popped the big question. I would hold on to dear bachelorhood until I could. But, she had another card under her sleeve. She made me jealous. She flirts with other guys in front of me! And that made me furious. The next thing I knew, we were exchanging “I do’s” front of an altar.
"Huh! What happened, where are you taking me?"
Ladies, if you want to settle down with your stubborn, unwilling partners, you have the power to do so. Do it like my wife did. Guys who still enjoy bachelorhood, beware of women like my wife. At first you think you’re on top of the situation, but before you know it, you won’t believe what hit you.
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You’re right man we should stick to bachelorhood as long as possible.. father as many children as we can and then when you’re 40 or older then you can get married.